01 5 / 2013
A pair.
It appears that “regardless of age, most boys are ill-prepared for the challenges along the road to becoming an emotionally healthy adult.”
“The lands issue, Clay eventually realized, was actually hurting the cause.”
Well, okay. But why is Clay in my sex life this year? :o
“GRAHAM’S THIGH MUSCLES FLUTTERED WITH FATIGUE WHEN HE SAT DOWN.”
THAT IS
WHAT I LIKE
TO HEAR“Consequences indeed.”
Well
shit
Okay we have three options
“This is an agreed policy made by the Coalition Government that came into power in 2010”
“How did you know it was me, Gobbo?”
“”Oh, Done it”, said a voice”
“He seems to already understand his role in the live show, commanding the front of the stage when he should and ghosting aside when Herman, Sam, Vadim, and Fred make every aspiring metal musician in sight turn an envious shade of green with their shred.”
“He raped her, didn’t he?”………
“One body might need only five hours to feel fully made new, while someone else might need nine.”
“Bilbo Baggins called it a party, but it was really a variety of entertainment rolled into one.”
looks like im going to have an exciting sexy year
“Words appeared on my screen.”
“Openly defiant, they hissed him.”
“Aziraphale.”
. . .
“You look a little shell-shocked still.”
….
“It was now about nine o’clock, and the room seeming almost supernaturally quiet after these orgies, I began to congratulate myself up on a little plan that had occurred to me just previous to the entrance of the seamen.”
19 4 / 2013
21 3 / 2013
“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”
it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing
what in the shit pissing fuck
This makes me really chuffed.
This post is quite egregious
DID YOU KNOW I HATE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
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27 2 / 2013
"Even when a person is dead, bodily autonomy trumps right to life. After all, they still need permission to harvest organs from a corpse to save other lives. I just think that women should at least have the same right to bodily autonomy as a corpse."
A quote I just read in relation to abortion. Very well put.
“Body Autonomy” or “Bodily integrity” is self-determination of human beings over their own bodies. You can’t be forced to give blood, bone marrow, or any part of you to another. You can’t even have them taken from you after you die without permission. The fact that you can save a life is irrelevant, nobody can forcefully take something from you.
Yet, there are people out there who believe 50% of the population *must* give up their body for 9 months, even if there’s risk of it killing them.
This is my new favourite “anti-choice folk are ignorant, sexist, idiots” argument.
(via justcarl)
This. Exactly.
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26 2 / 2013
I WANT THIS
I got the red-striped version of this and it’s awesome (except the top jacket - which is removable - doesn’t fit so great). A+ WOULD BUY AGAIN.
That said, I bought it while it was half off.
20 2 / 2013
“Will you take a glass?” The serpents are emblazoned with death, destruction, murder, mischief, madness, brutality, robbery, and blasphemy. From The Working Man’s Friend and Family Instructor, 1833.
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